How Quickly I Gain...

I've now gained 14 pounds since my wedding.
My wedding... by the way... was March 21st.

WTF???


I'm now going to focus on a skinny lovely photo of myself in Hawaii.

I read The Secret. See me? I'm visualizing. Skinny. Skinny. Skinny. (Oh... this photo would be at Waimea Canyon in Kauai. Honestly one of the most stunning places on earth.)


Tomorrow, I think I'll spend a little time analyzing what it is that I am doing so very, terribly wrong.
For now... I think I'll go grab some Cheeto's Puffs and chill out on the couch.

Seriously. I can't for the life of me figure out where this weight is coming from!
;o)